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#2210
22.05.2007, 16:26
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ÃÎÑÏÎÄÈ!!! ×òî æå òåïåðü äåëàòü òî???!!! (Ãîâîðèëà ìàìà "Íå òûêàé ñûíîê ïàëüöåì êóäà ïîïàëî").
Çíàåò ëè êòî-íèáóäü ñàéòû, ãäå èíòåðàêòèâíî îïðåäåëÿþò ñðîê è... ýòî... íó... êàê åãî... âîîáùåì ïðåðûâàþò... [Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ] 
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#2211
22.05.2007, 17:27
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#2212
23.05.2007, 09:27
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Êîãäà ÿ ó÷èëàñü â èíñòèòóòå íàì ãîâîðèëè, ÷òî åñòü òîëüêî äâå óâàæèòåëüíûå ïðè÷èíû íå ïðèéòè â èíñòèòóò: 1)ñìåðòü ñòóäåíòà è 2) óñòîé÷èâàÿ, õðîíè÷åñêàÿ, íåïðåðûâíîðåöèäèâèðóþùàÿ áåðåìåííîñòü.
è ó ìåíÿ êâàäðàòèê ñèíèé.  ×òî-òî ìàëü÷èêè âñå äðóæíî çàëåòåëè
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#2213
23.05.2007, 13:12
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Êòî âëàäååò èíôîðìàöèåé - âëàäååò ìèðîì.
[Èçîáðàæåíèÿ äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì] Âñå áîëüøå è áîëüøå ëþäåé çíàåò Âàøó òàéíó. [Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ]
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#2215
23.05.2007, 22:05
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À âîò áîëåå "áåçîïàñíàÿ" ðàçâëåêàëîâêà ñ êâàäðàòèêîì. Ïàëüöàìè òûêàòü íå îáÿçàòåëüíî, äåéñòâóåò íà ðàñòîÿíèè...
[Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ]
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#2217
24.05.2007, 09:05
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Ó ìåíÿ äâà ðàçà ñèíèé, ïðè÷åì îäèí ðàç íå òûêàë, à âòîðîé òûêàë.
À íàçâàíèå ñàéòà âèäåëè - "Medgical Technologies" , è ñîçäàòåëè åãî ïîõîæå èíòåðàêòèâíûå øàìàíû.
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#2218
24.05.2007, 17:40
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A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced
the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
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#2219
24.05.2007, 18:02
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Ëèíåéíûé âèä
