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[Èçîáðàæåíèÿ äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì]
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#2282
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Ëó÷øèé êîììåíòàòîð!
[Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ] |
#2283
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Âîò, ïîëó÷èë ñïàì. Ñëó÷àéíàÿ ãåíåðàöèÿ ôàìèëèè îòïðàâèòåëÿ ðàäóåò
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#2284
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Ôîòî íà òåëåôîí (ìîå). Íàäåþñü, íå âûêëàäûâàë
[Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ] |
#2285
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Øèêàðíàÿ ðåêëàìà äîíîðñòâà.
Ñìîòðåòü ñî çâóêîì
[Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ] |
#2286
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Ñòóê â äâåðü.
- Êòî òàì? - Ñìåðòü òâîÿ! - Ïîøëà â æ... - Òàê è çàïèøåì: Ðàê ïðÿìîé êèøêè! |
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#2288
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 ïðîöåññå îâëàäåâàíèÿ ìåäñòàòîì â ëèöå ñòàðèíû Ãëàíöà íàòêíóëñÿ.
(Ñ)ïåðòî îòñþäà: [Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ] Âñå ÷òî âû õîòåëè çíàòü î ñòàòèñòèêå, íî áîÿëèñü ñïðîñèòü. Â. Ìíå êàæåòñÿ, ÷òî ìîé êðèòåðèé íå î÷åíü ìîùíûé. Ïîýòîìó ñòåñíÿþñü âûñòóïàòü íà êîíôåðåíöèÿõ. Áîþñü, ÷òî âñå áóäóò ñìåÿòüñÿ. Ãäå ìîæíî ïðîâåñòè óâåëè÷åíèå ìîùíîñòè êðèòåðèÿ? Î. Íó ýòî îáû÷íîå çàáëóæäåíèå íà÷èíàþùåãî ñòàòèñòèêà. ×àñòî äåëî íå â ìîùíîñòè êðèòåðèÿ, à â óìåíèè èì ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ. ß çíàë ëþäåé ó êîòîðûõ êðèòåðèé áûë ñîâñåì ñëàáåíüêèì, íî êàêèå ôîêóñû îíè èì ïðîäåëûâàëè!  ïðèíöèïå ìîùíîñòü êðèòåðèÿ ìîæíî óâåëè÷èòü, íî â ñïåöèàëèçèðîâàííîé êëèíèêå è ïîñëå îáÿçàòåëüíîé êîíñóëüòàöèè ñïåöèàëèñòà. Â. Ìíå 20 ëåò. Ó ìåíÿ ìàëåíüêàÿ âûáîðêà, à íðàâèòñÿ æóðíàë ñ áîëüøèì èìïàêò-ôàêòîðîì. Íàâåðíîå, ó íàñ íåñîâìåñòèìîñòü, îí íå îáðàùàåò íà ìåíÿ âíèìàíèå. ×òî æå äåëàòü? Î. Íå ðàññòðàèâàéòåñü. Âî-ïåðâûõ, âûáîðêà – äåëî íàæèâíîå. Ïî÷òè ó âñåõ äåâî÷åê âàøåãî âîçðàñòà âûáîðêà åùå ðàçâèâàåòñÿ. Ñòàðàéòåñü ïîñòåïåííî óâåëè÷èâàòü åå. Ãëàâíîå íå ïåðåóñåðäñòâîâàòü â ïåðâûå ãîäû íàó÷íîé æèçíè. À èìïàêò-ôàêòîðû áûâàþò è äóòûìè. Â. ß àêòèâíî çàíèìàþñü ñòàòèñòèêîé óæå ãîä. Ó ìåíÿ äâà ïîñòîÿííûõ ïàðòíåðà: Statistica 6.0 è SSPP. Íî ëåòîì íóæíî åõàòü â äåðåâíþ ê ðîäèòåëÿì. Òàì íåò êîìïà. Ñêàæåòñÿ ëè âîçäåðæàíèå íà ìîåì çäîðîâüå? Î. Íå÷åãî ñòðàøíîãî íå áóäåò â òîì, ÷òî íåìíîãî ïîðàáîòàåòå ðóêàìè. Èíîãäà ýòî äàæå ïîëåçíî. Â. Ó ìåíÿ íà ãðàôèêå ïîÿâëÿþòñÿ êàêèå-òî òî÷êè, ýòî îïàñíî?! Î. Ïðîâîäèòå äèñêðèìèíàöèþ äâà ðàçà â äåíü è îáÿçàòåëüíî ïðîâåðüòå âûáîðêó íà íîðìàëüíîñòü. |
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Íîâè÷êà, ñëó÷àéíî è ïî îøèáêå ïîïàâøåãî â àëüïëàãåðü âðà÷ ñïðàøèâàåò:
- Ñêàæèòå, à êàêàÿ ó âàñ ñïèðîìåòðèÿ? - À ÷òî ýòî òàêîå? - Ýòî... Ýòî ñêîëüêî çà ðàç âûäóâàåòå. - Ëèòð. Ìîãó è ïîëòîðà. - Íó, ó íàñ àëüïèíèñòêè òðè ëèòðà çàïðîñòî âûäóâàþò. - Íî îíè, íàâåðíî, êðàñíåíüêîãî. À ÿ èìåë â âèäó áåëåíüêóþ... |
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Òðè ñàìûå ðàñïðîñòðàí¸ííûå ãèíåêîëîãè÷åñêèå îïåðàöèè:
1. Ïåðåðåçàòü ïðàâûé ìî÷åòî÷íèê. 2. Ïåðåðåçàòü ëåâûé ìî÷åòî÷íèê. 3. Ïåðåðåçàòü îáà ìî÷åòî÷íèêà. |
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Ïåðâûé â èñòîðèè ñïîñîá ïðåäîõðàíåíèÿ îò áåðåìåííîñòè
Íà ñîõðàíèâøåìñÿ ôðàãìåíòå åãèïåòñêîãî ïàïèðóñà (1850 ã. äî í. ý.) îïèñûâàåòñÿ ïåðâûé çàïèñàííûé ìåòîä ïðåäîòâðàùåíèÿ îò áåðåìåííîñòè. Ñëåäóåò ñìåøàòü êðîêîäèëà ñ ìåäîì è ïèòüåâîé ñîäîé è çàòåì ââåñòè ñåáå ýòó ëèïêóþ ñóáñòàíöèþ. Âçÿòî îòñþäà: [Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ] |
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Õîðîøèé, íà ìîé âçãëÿä, àíåêäîò ñåãîäíÿ îïóáëèêîâàëè íà Ñîëüâåå. Ïðîöèòèðóþ.
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ðóêó êú ñåìó ïðèëîæèëú Àëåêñàíäðú |
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Ðàçíèöà ìåæäó ìîñêâè÷àìè è ïåòåðáóðæöàìè:
Experiment Still having trouble telling the Petersburger from the Moskvich? Try this simple experiment. Take one Petersburger and one Moskvich and place together in an empty room. Lock the door. Bar all windows. Sit down outside and wait. When half an hour later a head squeezes its way out of the ventilation shaft, it can belong to only one of the two inmates: the Moskvich. He brushes off his hair, smooths down his suit. "Sorry," he says in explanation; "Got an appointment to keep." Now unlock the door. Go away. Come back half an hour later. Look inside: the Petersburger has not moved from where he was last seen - seated comfortably inside a dense cloud of cigarette smoke. Asked why he hasn't taken the opportunity to escape, he replies: "Escape! Escape! Can't you see I'm expecting guests. Someone could drop in and see me any moment now." Lock the door again. Come back two hours later. There are now two Petersburgers in the room. Two Petersburgers drinking tea, amidst two separate clouds of smoke. The original specimen has been supplemented by a friend - who has dropped in off Nevsky Prospekt through the ventilation shaft. In the tradition of the impromptu St Petersburg guest, he has not come empty-handed. Go back out. Return three days later. There are now five distinct clouds of smoke in the locked room ... Now check on the Moskvich's activities and whereabouts. In the last three days he has: sold his flat (twice), bought three new cars, married, divorced, formed a new political party, married and divorced again, and written a postmodernist account of the half an hour he spent in your locked room. Now do you see? |
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Òîæå ëå÷åíèå...
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[Ññûëêè äîñòóïíû òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûì ïîëüçîâàòåëÿì ]
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